A Burning Question

Thursday evening, as I was perusing the internet, I came across an article on msn. I read it and just shook my head. How on earth can a woman think that this is attractive??

(But that's not my burning question.)

It would take a case of polish to keep those nails painted, not to mention the amount of time involved. Who has that much extra time??

(But that's not my burning question.)

There's only so much room in a car, truck, or van. How the heck could someone drive with nails that long??

(But that's not my burning question.)

I wonder if she works...what kind of a job could you hold in which those nails didn't get in the way??

(But that's not my burning question.)

Getting rings on and off her fingers must be a challenge. I wonder if she's married or has a significant other to help her with the rings, or fastening a bracelet, earrings or necklace??

(But that's not my burning question.)

Here's my burning question (and you know that you're wondering about it too):

How in the heck did she wipe herself when she went to the bathroom??